I was but a wee lad when I ascended from the earth, and to the earth I one day shall return. That's right, I'm actually a plant. I eat the Sun. Well, bits of it anyway. I make the Sun-bits into sugar, or as I like to call it, glucose. I only eat sugar, because I am a plant, and plants cannot get diabetes, contrary to popular belief.
Anyhoo, despite being a plant, I am fully sentient and have fingers (did you think I was typing this with my nose?) so I can do human thing like do job at place and walk the car on Saturdays.
But I digress. You are not here by chance or by choice. It is fate that has led you here. To find out what awaits you... you must wait for it. Yeah, this site is, like, not even in beta yet. Not in alpha either. I don't know Greek numbers, but I'm sure it wouldn't be on there either. So you'll have to wait. Keep your peelers peeled, and your heads up, because this site's gonna get pretty wacky, crazy, silly and/or goofy.
Hey, while you're here, why not check out my Youtube?
Or my Patreon? Just kidding, I don't have a Patreon. If you wanna send me money, I only accept carrier pidgeon or wax-sealed letter. Sorry!
If you wanna check out where my HTML escapades begun, click here for BorisChair.html
So, aside from a deadly pandemic ravaging the planet and World War 3 happening,I just got a fresh trim and two Toffypops. That's right, TWO TOFFYPOPS. Truly a momentus occasion, which is why I am writing to you right now. Yeah, this isn't some prewritten code that's being ran to display text, this is a live conversation, face-to-face (not really), in person (also not really).
I was joking, if you are mentally challenged.
But hey, I still feel a personal connection here.
Now where was I? Oh yeah, WW3 and Toffypops. So, let me tell you of my perils. We had three kinds of biscuits at home. Chocolate Digestives, Jammy Dodgers, and Toffypops. As you know, I picked the Toffypops, but it was a hard decision, okay?
That was a pretty boring story.
Well, if you have a look at the Bangor Grammar School wikipedia, you'll notice I took the liberty of redesigning the site a bit. For example, I've started a clan war by changing the name to St Columbanus College.
So, it sure has been a while, huh? Sorry about that. But hey, the site has almost been up for three months! Ain't that swell? As John F. Kennedy once said, "I, uh, think it's, uh, really cool that Really Cool Guy's Really Cool, uh. Site has been up for almost three months." It is very late right now, so I am typing very quietly and slowly. Anywhoo, 'til next time! Toodles!
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