That's right fuckos, the jokes have been added.

You did, in fact, stay tuned. so thank you.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A sentence.
Do you want to hear something that will make you smile? Your facial muscles.
What do you call a pencil sharpener that can't sharpen pencils? Broken.
What ended after 1945? 1946.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
How did the baby jump higher than a house? Houses can't jump.
Do you want to know something odd? 1.
Why do we dress baby boys in blue clothing? They can't do it themselves.
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.
What did the cowboy say at his second rodeo? "This ain't my first rodeo!"
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Did you hear about the guy with oranges for hands? Me neither.
Why are hamsters like cigarettes? They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.
Why isn't George Bush a good driver? He's dead.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11.
A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".
What did the french man say to the other? I don't know, I'm not french.
A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender realises he is dreaming and wakes up soon after. He begins to tell his wife about it, but she ignores him and goes back to sleep. The bartender rolls over and begins to sob as he realises his marriage is failing at the seams.